5 Reasons Why I Hate Eloquii

 

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1.  We have a bit of an unhealthy relationship

Eloquii is like an ex-boyfriend I can’t fully get over. I’m constantly checking their Instagram, website and Facebook page to see what they’re up to. Are there support groups for this kind of behavior?

2.    It’s impossible to keep my coins.

Why so many trendy pieces’ man. They have everything. Some days I want to be Solange, you know long white cape dress …. Eloquii has it. Other days I want to be Rihanna,  fringe motto jacket…they have that too.

3.   Back in stock.

 Such a gift in a curse. If I managed to miss something whether on purpose or by accident here comes an email. The thing you wanted more than air is back in stock. At this point I feel like God is specifically blessing me and in the cart she goes. I’m just saying your girl can’t miss out twice.

4.   Endless sales.

10% off for signing up.  20% off for being you. 30% off because its Monday. 40% because it’s raining… Please stop. What did I do to deserve this blessing?  

5.   Style and Substance.

Assuming you’re a subbie to cornerrich.com you know my blog is all about style and substance. Hell the motto is “styling lives by creating brave spaces”.  This company understands we are real women, doing real things, in a real world…. I fell in real love. So yeah this added to my obsession.

So there it is. Eloquii I hate you. I love you. I’m so confused. Loving this dress, I purchased after receiving a 40% off coupon, how ironic its back in stock and in a extra color. Go figure.

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Thanks for reading divas.  xoxox

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6 Comments

  1. June 30, 2016 / 9:29 am

    Lol I love it!!

  2. Shaquanna
    June 30, 2016 / 9:29 am

    What a way to grab your readers’ attention with the title! Lol. I love this post, thanks!

  3. June 30, 2016 / 12:38 pm

    Ha!!! I so know your pain!!! You fab in my fave dress too!

  4. June 30, 2016 / 3:49 pm

    Love this! Lol I clicked helluh fast Bc I was like wait I thought they were good. Then I’m like damn she got me! LOL

    ~ Sanaa #BLMGirl

  5. June 30, 2016 / 8:08 pm

    Every damn week I am on that website I love the fact that there’s so many options for us. But I hate the fact that it’s always hitting my pockets because I always want so much.

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